First and foremost: I'm smart. Nope, at best I have a really good memory and at worst I got lucky. My essays have perfect grammar and spelling, but they don't really say all that much. I only remember grammar and spelling becuase it was pushed into my head so hard by my sister, and anyone can learn if somethin's pushed at them hard enough.
Second: All my music sucks. Believe it or not I like a fair amount of modern pop music; I just feel like crappy 80's stuff in school.
Third: I'm good at music. A lot of people have me confused with my sister on this one. I hate playing most instruments and singing for anything other than comedic purposes.
Fourth: My handwriting is always complete garbage. Truhfully, my handwriting only sucks when I know no one will ever be using it again; if you look at forms filled out by me they're usually nearly perfect.
Fifth: I'm fantastic with computers. Nope, in reality I just know stuff that can be taught in three minute youtube videos.
Sixth: I hate school. To be honest, the past two years have been a thousand times better than elementary and middle school.
Seventh: I always say what I mean and mean what I say. I flub words so often that I shouldn't count as fluent in English, and a lot of times people get mad over it. Typing is the only time I mean what I say.
Eighth: I don't have many friends. You guys just don't know them, they uhhh live in....Canada. Yeah, Canada.
Ninth: I'm in ISIS. Nope.
Tenth: I hate America. Admittedly, I hate some of the things America has done and some of the things it is doing. I hate how it forgets it ahd concentration camps, and how it ignores the fact that France basically won its Revolutionary War for it. However, I on't hate the country. Everyone, everything, and every place on Earth has its flaws, and the US's flaws, while immense, are still lower than many other countries.
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